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Your Servers,
Divinely Protected.

Remote liturgical dedications and intercessory prayer vigils for servers, networks, and IT infrastructure — delivered by ordained ministers.

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Why ServerPriest Exists

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It started with a crashed production server at 2am on a Sunday. After the third all-hands incident in a month, our founder — a lifelong sysadmin and ordained deacon — asked a simple question: what if we just asked for a little divine help?

ServerPriest was born from that moment. We believe that faith and infrastructure are not mutually exclusive. Whether you want your server named in weekly prayer or formally dedicated to the Lord with a plaque on the rack, we are here to provide that service with sincerity, humor, and genuine ordination.

Every blessing is performed by a real ordained minister. Every plaque is printed and mailed by hand. We take the spiritual side seriously, even if the servers sometimes don't.

†Founded by an ordained deacon & career sysadmin
†100% remote — we serve infrastructure worldwide
†Every dedication performed by a real ordained minister

Offerings for Dedication

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Two simple ways to bring divine protection to your infrastructure. No hardware required — all blessings delivered remotely.

Weekly Prayer Intercession

Your personal or company server is added to our weekly liturgical prayer roster. Each week, an ordained ServerPriest names your server in formal intercessory prayer — petitioning for uptime, stability, and protection from packet loss and malicious intrusion.

$ 4.99 /month
  • Your server named in weekly liturgical prayer
  • Personal or company servers both welcome
  • Cancel any time
  • All OS denominations accepted
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Server Dedication

A full remote dedication ceremony performed by an ordained ServerPriest, consecrating your server to the Lord. You receive a custom 3D-printed plaque engraved with the date and time of dedication, plus a signed Certificate of Authenticity — both mailed directly to you.

$ 29 /one-time
  • Full remote dedication ceremony
  • 3D-printed plaque with dedication date & time
  • Signed Certificate of Authenticity
  • Both items mailed directly to your server room
  • 3 months of weekly intercessory prayer included.
  • Discounted renewal at $3.99/month for the life of the contract!
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The Book of Testimonies

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What our subscribers and dedicated server owners have to say.

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We added our primary database server to the weekly prayer roster. Since then our uptime has been rock solid. There’s a real peace of mind knowing someone is interceding for your infrastructure every single week.

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Mark Altar

Principal Cloud Architect, GracefulCloud

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The $29 Server Dedication was worth every penny. The 3D-printed plaque is mounted right on our rack door and the Certificate of Authenticity is framed in the server room. The team loves it.

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Sarah Syn

Lead Network Administrator, HolyC Systems

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We got the dedication for our new production server during a major migration. Having that plaque on the rack gave the whole team a sense of calm during the cutover. Zero downtime. Coincidence? We think not.

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Deacon Kevin

VP of Engineering, Archangel Web Services

A 3D-printed ServerPriest wall plaque and signed Certificate of Authenticity parchment resting on a warm chapel altar

The Seal of Consecration

Included with every $29 Server Dedication, we print a custom Certificate of Authenticity on textured linen cardstock, signed by the presiding minister and engraved with the exact date and time your server was dedicated.

Mailed alongside the certificate is a custom 3D-printed ServerPriest plaque designed to mount directly on your server rack or desk panel. Both items are compact — about the size of an index card (3″ × 5″) — and arrive together in a single mailing.

† 3D-printed plaque engraved with dedication date & time
† Signed Certificate of Authenticity on linen cardstock
† Both mailed together to your server room

The Creed & FAQ

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Answers to the most common questions about our services.

What is the Weekly Prayer Intercession?

For $4.99/month, your personal or company server is added to our weekly prayer roster. Each week an ordained ServerPriest names your server in formal intercessory prayer, petitioning for uptime, stability, and protection from hardware failure and malicious intrusion. Cancel any time.

What do I receive with the $29 Server Dedication?

A full remote dedication ceremony performed by an ordained ServerPriest, consecrating your server to the Lord. You receive a custom 3D-printed plaque engraved with the exact date and time of the dedication, plus a signed Certificate of Authenticity — both mailed directly to your address.

How does a remote dedication work?

After payment, submit your server name and details via the contact form. Our ordained minister performs the dedication ceremony remotely, recording the exact date and time. Your plaque and certificate are then printed and mailed to you. Geographical distance is no barrier to prayer.

Does denomination or operating system matter?

We are fully ecumenical. Whether your server runs Debian, RedHat, Arch Linux, Ubuntu, FreeBSD, or Windows Server — all are welcome. No server is beyond the reach of our intercession.

What if my server still crashes after a dedication?

Sometimes hardware failure is a form of testing. Our blessings are a spiritual supplement and should be deployed alongside a robust backup strategy. Pray, but keep your databases replicated. (See disclaimer below.)

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Contact a ServerPriest

Ready to subscribe, dedicate a server, or just have a question? We’d love to hear from you.

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